Last night I broke down and did the cardio part of my new workout series. What prompted this you ask? I decided to try on some bathing suits I purchased two years ago that never saw the light of day. Definitely a motivator. I thought I could get away with my continued laziness, especially since I've been tanning. Wrong. Let me tell you...I sweated so much in those ten minutes, I was sure an IV would be required to rehydrate me.
On a side note, my sister has found me yet another excellent possible gift. Just this year I've gotten the Jane Austen and lunchroom lady action figures among other things. But I do believe she has found one to top even those treats. A miniature set of bagpipes! I just got a chill, people. I'm determined to possess this item and if all goes well, graduate to a more sophisticated set. Not only will it warm my heart to hear the sounds of Scotland, but I can learn Amazing Grace, record it and have it played at my funeral since I'm not sure where the family will find a piper for the occasion. Would it be wrong to also include 'Like a Virgin'? Ever since I heard the story of how when Madonna and Guy Ritchie disembarked from their plane upon arriving in Scotland for their wedding, a lone piper was playing that tune, I knew it should be included in the repertoire. Is this appropriate? Probably not, but at least it will get a chuckle from my sisters and BFF's.
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I definitely will not be able to contain my laughter. As usual, I'll be the one laughing at the most inappropriate time, but what better way to end our friendship. As the piper plays Like a Virgin, rather than throw dirt on your grave, I'll toss in a lone piece of Juicy Fruit since that's how it all began. Oh, and I'll be doubled over laughing just like Tom Hanks did in Money Pit when the bath tub fell thru the floor.
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